Movie Series We Definitely Don't Wish To See In 2016

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Bollywood picks up amazing trends from Hollywood. From copying movies without licenses to stealing posters, we have everything. As if this collection was not enough, and Pritam was not sufficient, movie directors adopted the last 'brahmastra' - movie sequels. But looks like some directors have decided to run the same movie again, and again and again, because they know they have nothing else to do. 

Here is a list of 10 movie series we are sick and tired of, and definitely don't want to see in 2016! Or anytime in the future, for that matter. 


Jism 1, 2 

Jism 1 was hot. Jism 2 was.... umm. Just sunny.


Krrish, 1, 3 (where's 2?) 


Remember Cheetah Woman, Ant Man, Scorpion Woman and Rhino Man? To give the Roshan family full employment, we got to see their love for the Jurassic Park series.


Dhoom 1,2, 3,4..... 

Abhishek Bachchan and Uday Chopra ki berozgari ki rozgari. Katrina Kaif's teeny tiny role, Aamir Khan as stuntman/twin/magician/biker/mechanic/all-rounder. We definitely don't want more in the future.



Masti, Grand Masti, Grand(er) Masti?! 

Let us just recite one joke from the series: 

Vivek Oberoi: What do you do? 
Girl: I have two large doodh factories. If you are free, main darshan kara doon?

Don't think we need more of this.


Once Upon A Time Series 

Once upon a time in Mumbai 
Once upon a time in Mumbaai dobara 
Once upon a time in Bihar 

Ab kya har state ka dekhenge? 

Soon, we will be saying that "once upon a time we made the biggest mistake of watching once upon a time"


Raaz 1,2,3 

Raaz series definitely made Bipasha Basu's career as the 'horror' queen. But we don't want to see more of her as a possessed woman, ghost, etc. Time to try something new?


Murder Series 

Bheeghe hoonth tere, sang Emraan Hashmi as he became India's serial kisser. I think we all remember watching this movie on our sly. But looks like Mahesh Bhatt had other plans. First came Murder, then Murder 2, Murder 3... We fail to understand why he couldn't stop at 1. :/ 

I think we all want to be murdered just once.


Housefull series (or any more movies of Sajid Khan) 

Sajid Khan is the Ekta Kapoor of Bollywood, with obsession with the letter 'H'. Housefull, Humshakals, Himmatwaala, hhhhh... We don't have any himmat to watch any of his comedy movies anymore. 

I don't think anyone of us wants to remember Ram Kapoor as a woman . Neither do we want to see Zareen Khan in a bikini. No thank you.


Kya Kool Hai Hum Series 

Wasn't one adult film series enough that we have this one too. 

Even Ekta Kapoor seems to have understood that either make Tushar Kapoor talk nonsense or let him be silent.


Hate Story 1, 2, 3 

The Hate Story series may be a hit movie, but its definitely not a cult. Bordering on soft porn, I am sure Indian audiences would prefer to watch less hate and more love on screen ;) 

That said, we hope Shahrukh and Kajol are not cast in Hate Story 4. Sharman Joshi ne already bhagwaan se bharosa utha diya hamara.



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