01. (Despite what Facebook thinks, those are not the woman’s breasts.)

02. (That’s not a boob.)

03. (This is not a woman grabbing at her own crotch.)

04. (This is not a tiny man riding on a woman’s back.)

05. (This is not a dog politely riding the train to work.)

06. (This girl doesn’t have insanely hairy arms.)

07. (The woman in lace actually has a head.)

08. (This is not a pair of well-dressed conjoined twins.)

09. (This is not a young woman carrying a young man.)

10. (This is not a giant boy being kissed on the cheek.)

9. (This is not a tiny baby with fully grown legs.)